Generator With Electricity
How Can You Recognize A Sardar In The Scientists
Oh Its Easy
He Will Built A Generator
That Will Use Electricity To Get Started
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1130 views
Similar Jokes
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...
1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girl-mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mat kar..
Boy- Q?
Grl- is Raste pe Patthr aur Kaanto k Alwa kuch nhi..
.
.
.
Boy-Are Pagli,
mere Pas REEBOK k Shoes hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shiv-Mera Trishul Kaha hai ?
Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
Shiv-Kyu?
Parwati-Keh rha tha 'Girlfrind ke sath Maigi Khane ke liye Papa ka kaanta le ja raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”
Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli
Teacher: “What Did I Say?”
Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team...
.
.
.
.
.
Don't evn try to guess wat happnd..!. :O
.
.
.
The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
sheikh bola lao mujhay do
doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Patient: Kyun???
Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya
Sardar Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Sy B Agay Nikal Gya.
.
.
.
Sardar: Ek Tay Chori Utto Saday Naal Raisaan…?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)