The most funniest situation

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1135 views
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Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya
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Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Classic insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
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by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko

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Sardar: ab ek acha sa ladka dekh ker shadi kerwado.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
THE ANT....!!!

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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Soch Le Bad Mein Pachtayiyo Na

Pappu Ne Ek Nayi Nayi Ladki Fasai Aur Usko Date Pe Restaurant Mein Le Gaya.
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Pappu: “Darling, I Love U”
Girl: “I Don’t”

Boy: “Think Again”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
smoking effects

Smoking effects LIPS

Drinking effects LIVER

Love effcts HEART

|But|

The most danger 1 is STUDY

It effcts the BRAIN

Direct comma :O :O

Avoid it & Enjoy

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke

ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?

Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

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Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
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Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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