3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay

3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay.
Un Teeno Ko Jagah Theek Se Nahi Mil Rahi Thi.
Phir 1 Sardar Bed Se Neeche Late Gya
2nd Sardar: Oye !
Ab Jagah Hogai Hai,Upar Aaja!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views
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