Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni
Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya
Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola
Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views
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Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.
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Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
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Muje awaz de lena
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Kabi murghi pkao to
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Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena
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... Girl : Haan Janti Hoon Kaminay Ke Mujhe Teri Chatri Deni Hai :@
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Boy : :OP
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