Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni

Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya

Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola

Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1002 views
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