Pathan
1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,
or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,
hum uske sath rehne aya hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 820 views
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