Sardar Ki Biwi
Ek Sardar apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith ke honeymoon par ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Sardar gusse mein bola: Meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal piche baith, car mein chalaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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