Pichly zamane me.

‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 898 views
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