Police or ambulance
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 861 views
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Dimag ghuma dene wala
question:-
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... Income Tax aur Callertune me kya
similarity hai..???
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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai,
Maza koi aur leta hai.! :D:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out,
"What was all that about?" He replied,
"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”
Student:
“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak Ka Chooha Hota.
Tu Bari Chah Sy Bary Maan Sy Nikalti Mujh Ko.
Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma Kar Chipak Sa Jata.
Tu Mujh Ko Apni Unglion Sy Marora Karti.
Mai Terey Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jata.
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion Sy CHUPATI Mujh Ko.
Main Un Ko Dakh Kar Dar Sa Jata.
Tu Dunia Sy Chup kar Kahin Chipkati Mujh ko.
Aur is Tarha Main AMAR Ho Jata.
Kaash MAIN TERI HASEEN NAK KA CHooHA HOTA…!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Why Did Santa Throw The Butter
Out Of The Window?
A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Classic bezzati
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks,
my mom slapped me..
because i was smiling while sleeping "thinking of you".
Girl: Itna pyaar karte ho..
Boy: Nahi,
shakal dekh k hassi aa jaati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)