Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in Ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 907 views

O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo

Ek Molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat
Apny Bety Ko Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:
Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo
Warna Main Is Uncle Ko De Doon Gi

Jab Us Aurat N 4th Bar
Ye Hi Alfaaz Boly To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:
O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,
Halway K Chakkar Main
4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eik dost doosray se

Eik dost doosray se: Yaar mujhe cashier ki talaash hai.

Dost: Magar tum ne 1 mah pehle cashier rakah to tha.
Pehla Dost: Ussi ki hi to talaash hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bina Sui Ke 14 Injection

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The outer part of a tree

A teacher took her class on a nature trail through the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian, can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is called?'

I don't know, sir,' said Brian.

Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.

OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bar ek ladka samosa

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)