Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?

Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,

Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?

Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views

Common Between Air & Students

What's So Common Between Air And Students?

Humm?
Both Turn The Pages Of Book Without Reading Them. :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Role Reversal

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.

She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives!

She approached one of the women for an explanation: "What enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?"

"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Aik Hathi.............

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Pocha To Bola:

Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A,

B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli:

O Taveez Nai Tea Bag See…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)