father:jao beta meray liye ek glass pani ley k ao.
beta:abu mein nai jasakta, mein game khel raha hun.
2nd beta:choreye abu ye to hai he batamez






aap khudi ja k pe lein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views

Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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by Shak (few years ago!)

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

police wale ka beta

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

appinment

John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Mithai rekhi hai

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera
dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut
h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)