Falling Asleep

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

A teacher said to a student

A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
10.”

The teacher asked, “Where is 9.”
“7 ate 9,” said the student matter-of-factly.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
f you paas in the Exam

DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycle

SON: If I fail?

DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.

SON: why?

DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pathan baal katwane gaya

1 pathan baal
katwane gaya.

naai bola: khan
saab bal kese
katon? .

pathan: bilkul
khamoshi se, ham
ko shor pasand
ni ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy-Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Differance between Personal &
Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek chitti ne

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kya proof hai

Judge: Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the? Man: Sir, main apni biwi ko leny apny sasural jaa raha tha... That's All...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ramesh Ka Ladka

Strange man to a boy: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Nahi .

Next day again..
Strange man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?Boy: Nahi.

Next day, unka accident ek car se hua, in the Hospital..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy ek Doctor se: Doctor ye mujhe pareshan kar raha hai "tu Ramesh ka ladka hai" puch puck ke..

Doctor: Toh tu kehde na ki too Ramesh ka ladka hai..
Kuch der baad phir se..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Haan.
Man: Lagta to nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa boasting to his friend

Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar

Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai?”

Bhikhari Khushi Se : “Ji Hain”

Santa: “To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
shadi mein achanak kahin se ek jinn

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!

Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."

Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.." :O :-P :D

by Raju (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Ijazat

Sard Fizaaa

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook