Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho

WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush bhi ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,

Husband: tum meri zindagi ho Or Lannat hy aisi zindagi par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The difference between divorce

"The difference between divorce and legal separation

Is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik sheikh patient hospital mein

Aik sheikh patient hospital mein Nurse par chila raha tha

Doctor ne nurse ko bulwa kar poocha
Woh patient abb kis baat par naraaz ho rahahai

Nurse: woh ess baat par naraaz ho raha hai ke
Medicine khatam hone se pehle hi kion sehat yaab ho geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

If someone calls u crazy

If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u “cute”
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Aik Zordar Thappar lagana us ko,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Ek chor

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)