Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views

Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din

Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Abe Tujhe Chain Nahi Hai Kya?

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Plane Se Mumbai Ja Raha Tha.

Wo Baar-Baar Toilet Ja Raha Tha, Ye Dekh Usko Ek Air Hostess Ne Puchha.

Air Hostess: “Aap 5 Minute Mein 4 Baar Toilet Ja Chuke, Kya Aap Ko Chain Nahi Hai?”

Ladka Rote Hue: “Chain To Hai Ji, Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.

Wife: koi baat nhi,

Ab me agai hu na,

Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tapane Ki Had

Tapane Ki Had.
Bacha Dukaan Daar Se:
Uncle Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Dukaan Daar: Ji Haan Hy!!

Bacha:Haath Dho Ker
1 Rupe Wali Kulfi Dena..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You're beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)