Patient to Doctor
Patient to Doctor: Apne nurse bauhat
aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte he main theek ho
geya..!!
Doctor: Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz
mujhe bhi sunai di thi..
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 893 views
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