Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se
Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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