-Kya pari aakash me udti haI

Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai? Ma- Ha

Beta - To apni kamvali Q nahi Udti?

Ma- Wo Pari Nahi Hai.

Beta - Per papa to use pari kahte hai.

Ma - kal suha ud jaygi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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