Lady to Doctor
Lady to Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.
Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.
Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 800 views
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