Eik baba road per ja raha tha
Eik baba road per ja raha tha,
us ne dekha ke 1 bacha eik gher ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha.
baba bache ke pass gaya aur door bell bajai,
aur bache se kaha ab kya??
Bache ne kaha: Uncle ab bhagoooooo!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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