A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views

Lunch Or Dinner

Teacher:
2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte

Sardarji: Sir! Lunch Or Dinner.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera Asli Baap Kaun Hai?

Ramu K.B.C (Koun Banega Krorepati) Se Apni Maan Ko Phone Lagata Hai Aur Apna Question Poochta Hai.

Ramu: “Maan Main K.B.C Se Bole Raha Hoon Mere Baap Ka Naam Batao Jaldi?”

Maa: “Sawal Kitne Rs. Ka Hai Beta?”

Ramu: “1000/- Rs. Ka Maa”

Maa: “Quit Kar De Beta 1000/- Rs Ke Liye Ghar Mein Kalesh Thoda Karwaungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?

Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to

SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?

Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A mother-in-law explaining

A mother-in-law explaining working 2 her newly married

daughter-in-law

I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.

Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.

My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.

And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.

Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?

Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!'Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)