A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

interest b Qaim rahy

Madam:?Lecture kesa hona chahye???Student:?"AP K DRESS JESA"??Madam:What???Student:?I mean k zaruri chezein cover hojaen or sb ka interest b Qaim rahy.

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo Ko Ek Nek Salah

Ek Sunder Si Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.

Ladki: “Dr Saab, Meri Skin Bahut Soft, Sensitive Hai Aur Rang Bahut Gora Hai, Sone Se Pehle Kya Laga Ke Soya Karu?”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Darwaje Ki Kundi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

me kia bechon gaa

Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta

Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?

Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Main tumhari yaad mein

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)