After the 2nd test match

After the 2nd test match, Michael
Clarke's mother called him and
said:
Beta, thoda Paani laa de... Tere
karan subah se hichki aa rahi
hain... Pura India yaad kar raha
hai mujhe'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2135 views
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