Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey
Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) :
Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 785 views
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