Chala Tha Bhagwan Ji Ko Lootne

Ek Ladke Ne Ameer Hone Ke Liye Bhagwan Ki Tapasya Ki, Aakhir Ek Din Bhagwan Ji Parkat Ho Gaye

Ladka: “Bhagwan Ji, 1 Arab Saal Aapke Liye Kitne Samaye Ke Barabar Hote Hai?”

Bhagwan: “Ek Minute Ke”

Boy: “Aur 1 Arab Rupya?”

Bhagwan: “Ek Paise Ke Barabar”

Boy Kameene Pan Se: “To Bhagwan Ji Please Mujhe Ek Paisa De Do”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views
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