Mari pateji ka name

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam
kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1143 views
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