1 Chota bacha road par
1 Chota bacha road par Potti kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola,
O Kanoon k rakhwalo,
Saboot to utha Lo..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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