Ek aurat Pathan
inspector se:

Mera husband ek haftay pehle aalu lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya
.
.
Pathan inspector:

”To behan kuch aur paka lo”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views

Pathan puts in hand

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while
driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ultimate beizzati

Ultimate beizzati : Garmi main bus stop pe 20 log bus ka
intazaar kar rahe the.
Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupye
lekar auto main baithkar chala gaya.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)