Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views
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