Sardar Explains Dukh And Khushi

Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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