When ur GF blocks u on fb
When ur GF blocks u on fb
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Its an electronic divorce Tounge
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 851 views
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Funny Truth...
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No one is as ugly as their identity card picture...
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Nor as good looking as their facebook profile picture.
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