Pathan
Pathan England mein khana khane gaya or bhool gaya k murghi ko english mein kia kehty hain
waiter: "What do u want to have?"
Pathan: "Mother of eggs plz"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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