English Kaisi Sikhe?
Santa Ne English Sikhne Ki Class Join Kar Rahi Thhi, Ek Din Apne Ek Dost Ko Bola.
Santa: “Tu Mujse Kuch Bhi
Puch Le Mein Uska Angreji Mein Jawab Dunga”
Dost: “Achhha, Chal Agarbati Ki English Bata?”
Santa: “Le Yeh Bhi Koi Mushkil Sawal Hai, Isska Jawab Hai – If 32“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views
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