1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1185 views
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Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
A logical Answer..
Teacher: Tumhare abu kitne
saal k hain?
Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,
Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
to wo abu baney.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto
Sardar :
Cant You Read The Board
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DOCTOR- AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me Dubne Se Bachaya Usne FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar Aaya Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.
Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.
Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar raha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin ne herat se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha keh do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
New Girlfriend & Pappu In First Meeting
Girl: “What Are You Doing?”
Pappu: “I Was Doing A Job With Times Of India But Now I Left.”
Girl: “Oh My God, But Why?”
Pappu: “Koun Sala Subha-2 Uthe Or Paper Dalne Jaye.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad
waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
Pathan: hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)