1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1184 views
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Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladki ko
kiss kar raha hai.
PRICIPAL - what is this ?
Teacher - Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha
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Santa: Kahan se bol rahe ho?
Banta: Mobile se.
Santa: Main puchh raha hun konsi jaga se bol rahe ho.
Banta: Muhn se bol raha hun.
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A pathan was dancing in his home.
His wife asked that why is he dancing?
He said that I have taken the syrup (liquid medicine), but forget to shake it….
Now I’m shaking it
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It was sardar’s wedding anniversary. His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Sardar:
Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
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heikh 8th manzil se niche gira.
Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohncha
to apni BV ko dekh kr chiLaya:
Shagufta meri ROTI na Pakaeen.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).
So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!
He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat mile na
mile aana zarur. Rly..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)