santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro
santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro K Aulad k Liye Dua Mangta Rha
1 Din Bhgwan Dukhi Hokar Aaye OR Bole:Tujhe Wahe Guru Da Vasta!
Pehle Shadi to Karle Mere Baap!
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