1990 ki larki
1990's girl:Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami: Ni Beshrm log
kia kahen gy.
2010's girl:Can i wear jeans?
Mom:pehn pehn meri bachi Allah ka
wasta kuch to Pehn ley. :-O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 549 views
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