Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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