Shohar: Darling I will love u for the next 1000 years?
Biwi: Uss k baaad kon c Maa k pass janey ka irada hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 723 views

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.

Shohar ne petrol daal k aag laga di.

Moral: jazbaat ka izhaar aasan alfaz mein kren.
Shukriya Rescue 1122

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek din Santa ne apni premika

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)