Pathan

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,

Ha ha I have seen your password,

Pathan: What is it?

Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)

Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 768 views
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