Qurbani kon de ga
5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
.
Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy
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