Fred had been on a camping trip for a few days.
Did your tent leak?' asked his dad when he
returned.
Only when it rained,' said Fred.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 893 views

Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?



2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

lie

A Boss Asks his Employee:
"Do you believe that there is Life After Death?".

Employee:
"Certainly not, there's no proof of it".

Boss: "Well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you." ... xD xP

by Syeda Rohama Dilawar (few years ago!)

Hume Insaaf Chahiye

Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Umer kitni hai

Admi:beta tmhari umer kitni hai?
Bacha:ji ghar me 14,school me 12 or
:-)



facebook pe 18 sal hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)