Akhir Ye Julam Kab Tak Chalega
Bete Ne Rote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha: “Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho, Waise Dadaji Bhi Aapko Marte The Kya?”
Baap: “Haan Beta, Bilkul”
Beta: “To Ye Khandani Haramipana Kab Tak Chalega“
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