A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test
A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test.
He gave definitions as follows.
ANTIBODY:
Against everybody.
ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
CARDIOLOGY:
Advance study of playing cards.
CAT Scan:
Scanning for lost CAT.
COMA:
Punctuation mark.
BACTERIA:
Back door of a Cafeteria:
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