Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

DEVDAS Of 2010..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor
Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2057 views
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