Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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