Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views
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