banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?

Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?


Banta:-hasne ke karan.

Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 769 views
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