Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 720 views

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hum Loug Hamaisha Karachi Ko

Hum Loug Hamaisha KARACHI Ko 1 Acha Shehar Nahi Samajhtay,
Our Iski Burai Main Lagay Rehtay Hain..
Hanlan K KARACHI Dunia Ki Wo Wahid Our Azeem Jagha Ha,
Jaha ABC Rehta Ha… :D
Taaliyaaaaaaan
(‘.’)/
/)( Beth Jayen Beth Jayen.
Doosron Ko Bhi Azeem Insan Dekhnay Dain…
Shukriya ;)
Jalny Walay Pleaze Side Pay Rahain ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy I Love U

Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup

Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup Karvane Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Doctor: “Aur Snata Ji, Kaise Aana Hua?”

Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Kuch Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Bahut Jayada Dard Ho Raha Hai?”

Doctor: “Daaroo Peete Ho?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eid mubarik

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)