Laakhon Rupaye Fasse Hue Hai

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss
colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 841 views
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