Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.

Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views
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There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha

GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha FINAL YEAR Me Vo FAIL HO GYA OR PHIR paidal College jane lga
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Qki Gadhe ki graduation Complete ho gyi thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh Shouted

An Astronomer Was Watching The Sky From His Telescope

Santa Singh Was Observing Him,
Suddenly A Star Falls,
Seeing That Santa Singh Shouted:
“Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apna mobile uthao

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..


Choro mobile wapas rakh do
Irada change ho gaya.
Phir kabhi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap

Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap Se Larai Hogaye Usne Baap Ki Photo
Qabristan Mai Aik Tree Per Lga Di
Aur Uske Neche Likh Dia

Coming Soon

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pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to
hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab
andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay
ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
zameen gol hai

Bap:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi...Beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Where Were You Born?

Boss: Where Were You Born?

Pathan: Peshawar…

Boss: Which Part In Peshawar?

Pathan: Kia Which Part….

Poori Body Born In peshawar..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li.

Do Din Baad Wo Rote-Rote Ghar Waapis Aayi.

Baap Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Puchha

Baap: “Ab Kyun Aayi Ho Yahaan?”

Ladki Rote Hue Boli: “Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla, Iphone Bhi China Wala Nikla“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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