Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
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