Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan
Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan Ko Pyar Se Samjha Raha Tha.
Dulha: “Sabse Pyaar Se Rahna, Respect Karna, Unka Trust Jeetna, Unki Care Karna, Sach Bolna”
Dulhan Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli
“Sab Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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