Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Why student fail "CA Exam"?
Because
Question: 1 Over mai kitni Balls phainki jati hain
Student: Six
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Examiner: You are Fail, Because ek over mai 1 hi ball 6 bar phainki jati hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek 10 saal ka kid bade dhyan se ek Hindi book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Judge charged Rs.10800 fine to a MAN for rape case.
MAN asked:
‘WHY 10800'?
Judge replied:
10000 for rape &
8% Entertainment Tax
By Zardaari..
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega
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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Railway station
Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha
agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”
police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.
“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu
Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap ne kuch kia Q nai?
Sardar: pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Lga
K Chipkali Usy Pakr kr wapis ajyegi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: Apka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai
Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)