Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,
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Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
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MOM: Woh kaisay?
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