Girl : Meri mummy ko tum bahut

Girl : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
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Boy (sharmate huye) - Chahe kuch bhi ho
shadi to main tumse karunga.

Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye. :-(.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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