Infection Nahi Zung Lag Gaya Hai
Lady: Mere Lips Pe
Infection Ho Gaya Hai
Doctor: Kiss Kitni Baar Karte Ho
Lady: Saal Me Ek Baar
Doctor: Infection Nahi Zung
Lag Gaya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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