Goli se darr nahi lagta
At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts
at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The
Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta
sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 494 views
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